About the time I started the greenbelt behind my house on fire and missed the Roller Derby.
Or the time a drunk driver mistook my house for a Drive Thru Daquiri Factory.
Or maybe when I got run over by an 84 year old man with no driver's license.
Or the time my dad told me that sex was like riding a bike. Once you learn how, you never forget. And then busted my ass on a bicycle, thereby scarring me emotionally for life.
My new "sister site" - http://www.carnivalofmortality.com/ Keep your eyes on it. Interesting things will definitely be happening.
2 years ago