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Monday, July 20, 2009

Not that I am a conspiracy theorist or anything,

IF by some snowball's chance in hell Palin ran and got elected, has anyone noticed that is would coincide with the "end of days" in the Mayan culture? Palin elected 11/12 and less than 2 months later, BOOOM! we all gets it in the end. So to speak.

And has anyone noticed that SArah PalIN (SA and IN) is kind of like SATAN? Obviously without the T and the I becomes an A.

ALSO, Sarah's birthday is 2/11/1964. Numerologically speaking, that adds up to 6!

Her birth name, Sarah Louise Heath has 16 letters. There's that other "6" folks. Or you can look at it as Sarah Heath Palin. Fifteen letters. (5+1=6)

She was one of 4 siblings, 2 parents. Yet another 6!

At least 3 sixes.

I wonder if I shall be sued by her sharky little lawyer-boys. They evidently want to open a can of whupass on anyone saying anything negative about their little princess.

Not that I am a conspiracy theorist or anything.

But maybe I should be. After all, if a wannabe presidential candidate can sic her lawyers on someone exercising their right to free speech, maybe I should worry. It's OK to carry a gun, but not to speak? Worrisome is exactly what it is.

Folks. Before anyone starts going off on a rant, the above is meant to be tongue-in-cheek. It shows how a person can take minutiae and warp it to suit their own viewpoint.

Six is not that much worse than three.

I honestly did not know how I was going to adapt to having SIX kids under the age of 10 years in my house. I thought I would go start raving batshit. The 3 grandsons that live with me are loud, smelly, obnoxious and they pee on the walls - because they can't seem to hit the toilet. I raised 2 girls. Talk about a world of difference.
And then my eldest walked in the front door with her three kids. I hadn't seen them in 5 years. Her daughter, my only granddaughter just fell into my arms. I buried my face into her neck and cried so softly I don't think anyone knew. My heart exploded with happy.
That little girl has me so wrapped around her finger. She went to the Walmarts with me and conned me into a stuffed dog in a carrying case, a new shirt, pizza rolls and ice cream.
And my oldest grandson, so handsome! And he loves to cook. He has made cookies a couple of times and made cupcakes tonight. I got him a cookbook for kids. I am going to have him pick out a couple of recipes, make a menu and go grocery shopping with me for the meal(s).
And the middle boy. What a love. He has the most vibrant eyes! He loves basketball and is just so danged sweet. I just want to hug him every time I see him. In fact, I think I will right now.

Escuse me while I go get some grandboy hugs.

I took the boys to Museum of the Wierd and of course had them pick out souvenier t-shirts.

Did some of the touristy stuff.

I seriously don't know if I can let them go. Ever.